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Order of the Pineapple 2021: Robert Newport and Monty Python
The 2021 winners of the Order of the Pineapple have been announced! (As usual, this is awarded once a year on January 18 aka Pat Pineapple Day).
The honorees for 2021 are Dr. Robert Newport (Brother Hypocrates Magoun) and Monty Python!
Monty Python. M. Python revolutionized comedy, but also challenged social norms, religious credulity and hypocrisy, and closed-mindedness. Seven asteroids are named after M.P., and “Pythonesque” was entered into the Oxford English Dictionary–but won the award in spite of those. And likely no one else was honored by having a wheel of cheese (“Cheese Shop,” “Blessed are the cheesemakers”) sent into Earth orbit.
Dr. Robert Newport (Brother Hypocrates Magoun). He is a psychiatrist who knew OPers Greg Hill (Malaclypse the Younger) and Kerry Thornley (Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst) in high school. He contributed “The Parable of the Bitter Tea” to Principia Discordia. He helped run Hill’s Cinema Rio Theater. From the estate of the late Greg Hill, he contributed the vast majority of the archives for Historia Discordia compiled by OPer Adam Gorightly.
The Order of the Pineapple is also called the DisOrder of the Pineapple and the Pineapple DisOrder, but it’s usually abbreviated O.P. (The award has also been called Patus Pineappleus Bromeliadic and the winners The P.P. Bromeliadics or Bromedliaddicts). It honors those felt deserving, particularly those who have given extraordinary service to “the participatorial study of comedic attitudes and eccentric tendencies.”
The O.P. is awarded to very few people, typically only one or two a year. It’s presented on only one day a year, January 18 CE, which is 18 Chaos of the Discordian calendar. That date is recognized as Pat Pineapple Day. Pat is the Mascot of the ECG and Patron Saint of the very recently dissolved D D of the ECG. It was first awarded on 18 January 1982, so this is its 39th anniversary and 40th year.
It is absolutely required that members of the Order eat something containing or resembling pineapple on January 18–unless of course they forget or don’t feel like it.
Congratulations to them both!
EDIT: Link to Order of the Pineapple Wiki fixed
2020 … The Year We Came To See
By John DeProspo
2020, the year we came to see
How divided a nation we’ve come to be
Is this the end of a once great nation
Or was the year an aberration?
2020, the year we came to realize
How many of our neighbors believe in lies
Or is it just a different reality they see
After twenty-five years of Hannity?
2020, the year that finally brought home
How democracy isn’t so sacred to some
They’d rather have an autocratic commander
One who deals in malevolence and slander
2020, the year that saw a divisive election
With 74 million favoring an incompetent’s selection
Nothing more defines a splintered nation
Than such a vote count that defies explanation
2020, the year that saw Republican leaders
Shun their Oath and become conspiracy breeders
Not adhering to the Constitution
They thought a bloodless coup was the solution
Now, as 2020 comes to an end
What’s in store, around the bend?
Will America rediscover what’s true and right
Can it come together and reunite?
2021 will usher in a new president
But will the year be kind to the White House resident?
Will he be able to heal the nation’s wounds
Or is American democracy irrevocably doomed?
So let us say a New Year’s prayer
That a sense of renewal will fill the air
That we will be as we once were then
And truly make America great again
An opinion of a member or guest commentator on The Loveshade Family Blog does not necessarily reflect the view of the whole family. This post originally appeared at http://thedailynooze.com/2020/12/29/2020-the-year-we-came-to-see/ and is used by permission.
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The Loveshade Family End of the Year 2020
As we did last year, this is highlights from our various lives. (And yes, Virginia, some of us are actually real, flesh-and-blood people!)
FAMILY MEMBERS
Alden Loveshade: I had a story and some articles published, have a few books I wrote/co-wrote/edited/copy edited, and did more stuff you can learn about here.
Alien Loveshade aka BloodStar: (Currently far away from the COVID-19 planet).
Gamemaster Loveshade: (No Comment)
Lorien Loveshade: I got married! Herbie and I started dating years ago on an August 6. Then we had a long break and then we got married on August 6 this year! It was a virtual wedding but Herbie and my new kids Emma and Christopher and best friend Mindy were all here because we live together anyway! Teaching young elementary school students through distance learning is very different! Really it is hard for both me and the kids but we are doing our best!
Reverend Loveshade: I’m still living happily ever after with the clan at Rosenteeth Commune including my sother Ms. M.C., our daughters Puffletoes Twinkleton and Wunderkätzchen and our son Cobbraven. I’m still writing fake news and my lady is still teaching real news. Because all of us here have been in close contact with each other for a long time, we do at least get some sort of a social life. But I definitely miss big get-togethers!
We disbanded the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild! That was effective at 5 minutes and 37 seconds after midnight UTC on Nude Years Day of 2020 (AD 1 January 2020 or 1 Chaos 3186 YOLD). The anti-establishment tends to become the establishment in 25 years, and it was formed in 1994, so time to go. But we formed the new, 2020, Erisian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild! You can smell the difference.
The infamous Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, the book that was part of an FBI investigation, did not return this year as we had hoped. Somehow, 2020 didn’t have the vision it was supposed to have. But maybe in 2021!
ASSOCIATES
Dr. Sinister Craven: The book that tells the truth of what really happened to a famous church is nearly finished. It may be out this year. And I am not really in prison with Rosey Tiger that’s just a rumor.
Miley Spears: Remember I was going into the Peace Corps? My training was supposed to start, then COVID-19 hit! I had already quit my job and everything. It sucked! But I know it affected many, many people. So I’m still editing wikis until I can finally get in if it even works out. And I’m helping with a couple of books I can’t talk about yet. Maybe soon!
Mindy Yuko: Do you know what it’s like practicing in a professional orchestra when you’re supposed to be practicing social distancing? It doesn’t work! So I’m keeping my flute in practice and playing guitar for fun.
Loveshade X: Unlike the rest of you, I am not a flesh and blood person. I gave that s*** up years ago. Thing change when you’re over 200 f***ing years old.
Did the Early Church of the SubGenius arise this year like I propagandized prophecized it would? Of course it did! We infiltrated X-Day they couldn’t stop us! Now we’re pinning down who started this whole COVID-19 s**t, and believe me, it wasn’t the government of [REDACTED]! The Truth is Out There!
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Alden Loveshade End of the Year 2020
See also The Loveshade Family End of the Year 2020.
2020 is coming to a close–for many of us, it’s been a long year.
This year I published various pieces, including a story for an anthology called Exchange Students that led to me–and one of my characters–getting interviewed. I’m editing a book that’s nearly finished; copy edited some books; and am looking to get a book that’s out of print republished. My writing appeared on half of the 10-most-visited websites in America! (OK, I’m cheating there–those include Facebook, Wikipedia, Twitter…).
As of this writing, the second draft of a GURPS roleplaying book about elves that I queried about doing in mid 2019 was accepted and is awaiting peer review in January 2021. Then I’ll write a final draft, and hopefully the book will be published some time in 2021. (These things take time.)
The day after the deadline for the above book’s first draft, my doctor sent me to the emergency room. I had open-heart surgery, had follow-ups with an in-person X-ray and a virtual visit with the surgeon, but am now back to normal (whatever that is).
Tragically, my writer and artist friend Michael Viviano aka Kilmore, who helped with the elves book, got COVID-19 and didn’t survive. It appears he tried following proper guidelines–but someone who didn’t know they had the virus did not.
I sent in my third suggested change to a definition in Merriam-Webster; while my first two suggested changes had been accepted, I’m waiting to hear on the third (“blue moon“).
On animal news, I had a curious kitten get its head stuck in a jar; fortunately, people at the veterinarian’s office got it out. My next-door neighbors still have four legs and say “moo;” but now some of them moved in. I saw a large raccoon procuring food for three smaller raccoons–from my cat food bin. And I found something oddly appropriate in the burn barrel where I set paper and cardboard trash on fire–a fire ant mound.
I’ve attended more conventions this year than ever–online, that is. And I went to my first online graduation, and my first online wedding. A two-year class action suit where my potential award was up to $600 finally concluded. The result: I got a check for $8.34. Woo hoo!
Happy Christmas, Merry Chanukah, Nice Kwanzaa, Cool Yule, Fine Winter/Summer Solstice, Terrific New Year!
Alden Loveshade
An opinion of an individual member of The Loveshade Family does not necessarily reflect the views of the whole family.
Graphics by Alden Loveshade.
50 Years and Donald Trump
By vote totals alone, Donald Trump is considered the most supported conservative Republican president in American history. But he still lost the 2020 presidential election. So to prepare for the future, it’s time to ask, what is a conservative Republican?
A Republican is, of course, a member of the Republican Party. As for conservative, Merriam-Webster defines it as “one who adheres to traditional methods or views.” So let’s get traditional, and view the methods and background of the American presidency of 50 years ago….
(See the full article at one of the links below. Please make comments there.)
http://thedailynooze.com/2020/12/11/50-years-and-donald-trump/
https://www.huewire.com/50-years-and-donald-trump/
https://www.dailyemailinboxing.com/50-years-and-donald-trump/
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/12/11/2001358/-50-Years-and-Donald-Trump
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Denver Ends Pit Bull Ban
After 30 years, Denver, Colorado, is overturning its ban on pit bull terrier dogs.
As a personist, I am much more concerned about stereotypes against people than against dogs. But as an animal caregiver, I care about four-legged critters as well.
Pit bulls have gotten a reputation as a vicious breed. While race in human beings is not biological but socially defined, in dog breeds, “race” is biological. For example, as far as I know the largest healthy adult chihuahua is smaller than the smallest healthy adult rottweiler.
So does the pit bull breed have a definite tendency to attack people? No. According to the online Encyclopædia Britannica:
“Although these dogs were originally bred and trained to display aggression against other dogs, aggression against human was not encouraged because, even while fighting, the dogs had to be handled by their trainers.”
The dogs had to be responsive enough that, even when engaged in a deadly battle with another dog, they would not attack any of the intervening humans. But viciousness was looked for, so problems were caused by “irresponsible breeders encouraging such traits in their animals and mistreating them in order to induce a vicious temperament.”
In my personal experience, I not only took care of hundreds of dogs, including pit bulls, as a journalist I covered dog bites. The local police station’s log either listed “dog bite” or “pit bull bite.” Pit bull terriers were the only breed they pointed out in the headings of their police log in a type of “dog racial profiling.”
A dog of any breed that’s irresponsibly handled can be a problem. If well handled, they can be like the original Pete the Pup, the friendly pit bull dog loved by the kids on Our Gang comedies, aka The Little Rascals.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/denver-overturns-pit-bull-ban-after-more-30-years-n1246709
Image from Our Gang is in the public domain.
An opinion of an individual member of The Loveshade Family does not necessarily reflect the views of the whole family.
Posted in Crime and Punishment, Education and Learning, Media and News
Tagged our gang, personist, pete the pup, pit bull, the little rascals
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Bad Moon Rising Author Preview
No, I’m not in this, but some authors I like are.
“….how about we have some fun meeting new authors, learning more about them with entertaining interviews, and finding some spooky reads? Bad Moon Rising is thirty-one days of horror, paranormal, supernatural, and thriller indie authors throughout the month of October. With adult, young adult, and children’s stories, there’s something for everyone.” — Teri Polen
Authors include
C.S. Boyack
John W. Howell
Cage Dunn
Carol B. Allen
Victoria Zigler
Jessica Bakkers
Paula Cappa
Jonathan Pongratz
Matt Doyle
Jean M. Roberts
Laya V. Smith
Sue Rovens
Mae Clair
Jina S. Bazzar
Audrey Driscoll
Roberta Eaton Cheadle
Wayne Turmel
Marcia Meara
Teagan Riordain Geneviene
John Hazen
Armand Rosamilia
Shari Sakurai
Brenda Marie Smith
Deby Fredericks
Allan Hudson
Steve Stred
Michael Patrick Hicks
D.G. Driver
Stevie Turner
Phillip T. Stephens
James J. Cudney
Lorien Loveshade Marries Herbie 6 August 2020
Lorien Loveshade (Artariel) and Herbie (Enchantric) were sothers (significant others, girlfriend and boyfriend) from 6 August 2003 to 6 August 2005. They had a “trial separation” that led them in different directions–until 6 August 2018, when they became a couple again.
So after Herbie proposed marriage to Lorien on 16 June 2019 at The Gathering at the Grove, is it any wonder they set their wedding date for 6 August 2020?
What they of course could not predict was the current pandemic. So they are doing what some couple are doing this year, having a virtual wedding. They will be together, as will those immediate family members and friends who reside with them (Herbie’s offspring Emma and Christopher, and their roommate Mindy). Other family members will be gathered in their own homes, and others will do as they choose.
I was honored with helping write the wedding ceremony (I’ve written or helped write several now).
Congratulations to Herbie and Lorien, and to the family they’re bringing together!
Gen Con July 30 – Aug. 2, 2020
“Gen Con is the largest tabletop-game convention in North America by both attendance and number of events.” So says Wikipedia. This year, it’s happening online from July 30 – Aug. 2.
I’ll be there–will you?
Posted in Discordian and Ek-sen-trik, Games and Conventions, Gaming
Tagged game convention, gen con, table-top game
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