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The Loveshade Family End of the Year 2021

Alden Loveshade: I had a r0leplaying supplement and some articles published, had a book dedicated to me, and did other things you can see here.

Alien Loveshade aka BloodStar: (Currently 2000 light years from home).

Gamemaster Loveshade: (No Comment)

Lorien Loveshade: Herbie and I celebrated our one year wedding anniversary! Emma and Christopher are growing so fast. Christopher is in the same grade I teach which is first grade but he is not in my class. Emma is in second grade which I used to teach. They are our children but they are mine by adoption. Herbie likes working at home but might be back in an office soon. He really misses doing magic and juggling but he does them in a book! My character in a different book with Aldens character plays a violin but Herbie is not at all jealous. But really I only know a little about playing which Mindy who lives with us taught me.

Herbie and Mindy are both members of my coven where I am High Priestess. Our 13th anniversary as a coven is today! Mindy and I were charter members when we began on December 21 in 2008. I joined my first coven in 2001 which is 20 years ago. I cannot believe it has been that long! Blessed Be!

Reverend Loveshade: Guess who’s been bringing you fake news for 10 years? Yes, friends, that’s how long I’ve been paid to do it for [REDACTED]. Longest working gig I’ve ever had. By far. But if I told you the publisher, it would be the end of my gig (Company Policy Set in Stone: DO NOT TELL PEOPLE YOU WRITE FOR US BECAUSE OUR REPORTERS’ NAMES ARE ALL FAKE!). Ms. M.C. is still my sother and still teaching and still holding our family together. Daughter Puffletoes Twinkleton is now more mature than I am. Es new phrase is, “Oh, Daddy, you’re so immature”. Daughter number two Wunderkätzchen and number one son Cobbraven haven’t reached that stage. Yet. We, and maybe other members of our Rosenteeth Commune, are hoping to fly across the pond next year from the U.K. to the U.S. of A. Rainbow Grove, anyone?

The Erisian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild is doing surprisingly well. Dissolution is planned for 5:37 on 3210 37 Confusion (2044 2 July) to avoid the Anti-Establishment Paradox.

Every year, we say the infamous, American FBI- and CIA-investigation-inspired, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht, may come out “next year”, then it doesn’t, right? So this year we’re saying there’s not a Chance in Hell the book will come out in 2022. So don’t look for it!

Also don’t look for me in a crowd in Cyrano! (And for Goddess’ sake don’t tell Alden I’m in the movie. E was told by a director years ago e should play Cyrano de Bergerac. I think e’s either too tall, or e doesn’t have a long enough…nose).

ASSOCIATES

Dr. Sinister Craven: The book that tells the truth of what really happened to a famous church is nearly finished. It may be out this year. And I am not really in prison with Rosey Tiger that’s just a rumor.

Miley Spears: I am still not in the Peace Corps! I was of course ready to start when COVID-19 hit. They say maybe next year? I’m still an admin at Wikipedia and several other wikis, and a priestess in a coven. And I’m still waiting for a couple of books I helped with to come out? Waiting, waiting, waiting. Maybe soon!

Mindy Yuko: COVID-19 changed my instrument! Our orchestra where I was a flautist didn’t perform for a while. But I’m now in one where I play violin!

Loveshade X: The Modern Church of the SubGenius is in for a big surprise this coming year. The Early Church may be….

Feel free to post about your year below!

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Alden Loveshade End of the Year 2021

Yes friends, it’s time once again for everyone’s favorite End of the Year Letter! No, not that one. No, not that other one either. Mine!

GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves

On the creative front, I published several articles, and my first role-playing supplement,  GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves, was published! I did some copyediting/proofreading/ playtesting/peer reviewing, and had the fantasy novella Prisoners of the Wailing Tower dedicated to me! Oh, and MeTV featured some of my fan art. And, ironically, an article I had scheduled to be published was delayed—because they instead published an article that was about another one of my articles! (OK, the other article was about them, but still.)

As I did last year, I attended several online conventions. Differently, I helped organize an annual get-together that had been cancelled last year. This year’s was a lot of fun, and we kept it safe: outdoors, vaccinations were required, and a doctor and nurse attended.

Unfortunately, this has been another year for legal issues. Most significantly, the body of someone I had known as a kid and who had been missing for decades was found. In addition, I submitted Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) takedown orders, filed against defamation, dealt with someone putting me under a “curse,” etc.

In spite of that curse, I avoided getting in three traffic collisions–in one day! And that’s before I even reached the highway.

This year also had lots of grass-mowing, tree-trimming, and saw-losing. OK, I only lost one saw, somewhere. So, yeah, I got a new one. But how on Earth can you lose a saw?

Cows eat grass and leaves and…lawnmowers?

In animal news, I finally had a formerly skittish cow eat grass from my hand–and another one try to eat the lawnmower! I guess if it cuts grass, it tastes like grass. I taught some confused kittens how to jump up, climb down, hunt, etc.–with the help of some other cats. And I dealt with a fox that decided to hang out on the front porch, and some mice that decided my home was an all-you-can-eat rodent restaurant.

Five days a week, I’ve been wearing a loaded backpack, lifting hand weights, and pacing while watching a 30-minute TV program (walking during commercials). I recently learned my biceps are now bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s! (Biceps has an “s” at the end, so that means it’s a plural so you add the size of both biceps together, right?)

OK, so in truth I am in no danger of being mistaken for a bodybuilder, let alone Arnold. But my doctor told me stronger muscles generally mean stronger bones.

Happy Christmas, Merry Chanukah, Nice Kwanzaa, Cool Yule, Fine Winter/Summer Solstice,  Terrific New Year! (And please check out The Loveshade Family End of the Year Letter for 2021!)

ADDITION:

One of the problems with doing an end of the year letter before the end of the year is that you might miss something important that happens later. In this case, it was my helping a mother give birth! Well, maybe that’s pushing it–my job was more keeping an eye on nervous siblings until the birth. But still, it was great being able to help, and everything came out A-OK!

Feel free to post about your year below!

 

GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves book cover is property of Steve Jackson Games; font Shagadelic by Digital Graphic Labs. All other images were created by Alden Loveshade–one with the help of a cow.

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Prisoners of the Wailing Tower

Novella by Deby Fredericks, cover image by Tithi Luadthong

Minstrels of Skaythe is one of my favorite fantasy series.” — Alden Loveshade

Guest post by author Deby Fredericks.

PRISONERS OF THE WAILING TOWER

Alemin only wanted to help an innocent. Instead, he was caught by the dreaded hunter-guards. Now he finds himself flung into the Larder, where the very walls are steeped in nightmares and his fellow inmates are vicious killers. Worse, Warden Ar-Lizelle seems intent on tracking down his friends, the Minstrels, who have devoted their lives to undermining Skaythe’s tyrannical regime.

On the outside, the renegade mage Lorrah receives a premonition of Alemin’s plight. She’s desperate to save a man she cares for, but the Larder is commanded by someone she has hated for years and can’t bear to face: her cruel sister, Ar-Lizelle. Luckily, Lorrah is not alone. She has help from the fierce women warriors of Badger Squad. Yet even their combined forces might not be enough to get Alemin free from Dar-Gothull’s Larder!

Many thanks to anyone who would be inclined to share the news, post a review, and otherwise shine some light.

Opinions in guest posts are those of the author.

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The latest Minstrels of Skaythe novella, Prisoners of the Wailing Tower, is now available on Amazon and in different formats at Book2Read.

“Did I mention this book is dedicated to me?” — Alden Loveshade

 

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Me on MeTV

Toon In With Me (rights belong to MeTV)

Yes, some of my artwork/graphic design is scheduled to appear appeared (see below) on Toon In With Me on MeTV. Note that they share art by professional artists–and by kindergartners. And by people who share a photo of themselves in front of their television sets. Or a pic of their stuffed cartoon animal.

So yeah, it’s fan art. But still, it’s fun. My art appeared Tuesday, November 9, on Toon In With Me on the MeTV network. That’s at 7 a.m. (07:00)  Eastern Time (it airs at 6 a.m. (06:00) Central Time).

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My Description sent to MeTV:

“I started with a basic rectangle, triangle, and circle. And with–oops!–wiggling a cell phone camera while trying to take a photo of the ground and a bush, and went from there!”

My Art:

Alden Loveshade’s art for Toon In With Me on MeTV

Clip of the end of the show featuring my fan art–and jokes inspired by it! (Rights to the clip belong to MeTV).

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FnordCon 4 Coming This Weekend Online

Steve Jackson Games’ FnordCon 4 is scheduled online for 2021 November 5 – 7 (depending on time zone).

Information below is from, and belongs to, Steve Jackson Games, and may change. Listed times are in Central Time (and keep in mind Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend). For more details and to check the current schedule, see here.

Friday, November 5, 2021

Friday Events

  • 1-4 pm – Guest check-in and equipment testing
  • Afternoon – Tabletopia is active (for MIB training)
  • 5pm – Discord server goes live: ( https://discord.gg/CcdNThsk )
  • 6pm – “What’s New” Panel (Steve and Phil)
  • 7-9pm – MIBs will be teaching/running Hack & Slash, Zombie Dice, Z-Shot, Deadly Doodles, and games from the Random Fun Generator.

Saturday, November 6, 2021

Saturday Events

  • 9am – Get the day off to a casual start. Test your Discord setup, chat with attendees and staff in the Con Suite, and meet our dealers.
  • 10am – 4pm and 6pm – 9pm – MIBs will be teaching/running Hack & Slash, Zombie Dice, Z-Shot, Deadly Doodles, and games from the Random Fun Generator.
  • 10am – RPG (GURPS/TFT/Girl Genius) Panel (Sean, Peter, & Douglas)
  • 11:30am – The COVID Economy and the Game Business (Phil, 30 minutes)
  • 12:30pm – Car Wars Sixth Edition Two-Player game using the Vehicle Guide. (Jimmie/Hunter)
  • 2pm – Ben’s Car Wars Hobby Stream (Ben)
  • 3:30pm – Munchkin Panel Q&A and Previews (Will Schoonover/Devin)
  • 5pm – Meet Katie Cook, whose art appears in Deadly Doodles, Munchkin Kittens, and Puppies, and many more – as well as comics like My Little Pony! (Katie Cook Panel/Live Drawing)
  • 6:30pm – Closing chat. How did we do, what are you looking forward to tomorrow, & suggestions for improvement.

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Our Discord server will still be open for chatting, but a variety of online gaming will also be offered throughout the weekend!

We will be hosting games of Zombie Dice and Hack & Slash on Tabletopia, taught by our staff and our Men in Black volunteers. Information on accessing the games will be available during the show from our Discord schedule.

Eric will be taking on Ogre challengers on Steam.

Sunday Events

  • 10am – 2pm – MIBs will be teaching/running Hack & Slash, Zombie Dice, Z-Shot, Deadly Doodles, and games from the Random Fun Generator.
  • 11:00am – Curious about how to write material professionally for SJGames RPG properties? Join the GURPS and TFT Line Editors, as well as Doug Cole of Gaming Ballistic, for a one-hour Q&A about what makes for a good RPG submission! (Sean ‘Kromm’ Punch, Peter von Kleinsmid, and Douglas Cole)
  • 1:00pm – Illuminati Confirmed Preview/Q&A (Derek Pearcy, moderated by Hunter/Jimmie)
  • 2:30pm – Car Wars Sixth Edition Multiplayer Game (Hunter, Jimmie, et al)

FnordCon and the FnordCon image are the property of Steve Jackson Games. The image is used here to promote the event.

 

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Traffic Stops for Profit

Yes. it’s Halloween, but here’s something really spooky. Some cops pull over people just to make money.

It happened to me. I was driving through a small Texas town, and was slowing down to make a left turn into the parking lot of a mini-mart. The cop car’s lights flashed behind me, and I pulled into the parking lot but did not look at my speedometer. I didn’t check my speed because I had no concept I was about to get a speeding ticket–I had been following the speed limit even before I slowed down.

As it ended up, I found out someone my family knew had gotten a ticket from the same cop immediately before me–for the exact same speed. I knew it was a scam. She contacted the city clerk (who was her friend), and I did some legal research and went to court. Both tickets were dropped. So the city had to make its money off other victims.

Not everyone is so lucky. People have gotten arrested and even injured for questioning bogus traffic tickets as you can see here.

Note that, as a journalist who covered crime, I’ve dealt with some highly qualified, dedicated police officers. Frankly, it was a shock to me when I first dealt with a cop who wasn’t. Unfortunately, I’ve dealt with several since.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/demand-money-behind-many-police-154149510.html

Police image is by Anna Velichkovsky

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GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves by Alden Loveshade

GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves

Steve Jackson Games calls this “the consummate guide to all things elven.” Did I do that?

GURPS Fantasy Folk: Elves is a supplement that SJGames has wanted for a long time, and that I wanted for a long time. I just didn’t know I’d have the honor of being the one to write it!

It features well over a dozen varieties of elves, including wood, sea, winged, shadow, sky, deep, mountain, high, half-elf and more. It features elven weapons, mounts, elven religion, psychology, etc. While it’s written for the GURPS role-playing system, much of it can be used in any role-playing game with elves. What kind of game? One that features medieval fantasy or science fantasy or old west or steampunk or horror or science fiction or….

http://www.warehouse23.com/products/gurps-fantasy-folk-elves

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Science and COVID-19

COVID-19

I saw a Facebook post about how a certain doctor said that several people being treated for COVID-19 had been vaccinated. Another doctor questioned the effectiveness of coronavirus vaccinations. The poster presented this as evidence that groups such as the World Health Organization and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were wrong.

I’ve seen a lot of that type of thinking. If every single person in a particular scientific field doesn’t agree with every single other person in that field on everything, then you can’t trust the vast majority. You should go by the few voices, or even lone voice, who disagree.

Below is my response.

This is how science works.

When AIDS was headline news, one researcher reported that they believed that AIDS/HIV, contrary to the standard scientific belief, was spread by casual contact. At the same time, another researcher reported that they believed AIDS/HIV was not communicable.

That’s science. Science is never absolute–if a belief becomes absolute, it’s no longer science, it’s religion. There should always be someone knowledgeable challenging the established thought–that’s how progress is made.

But when it comes to people’s lives, people in the medical field in various parts of the world are trained to follow the best and most supported medical information. They are trained to save lives. Thus even though someone purports to have evidence that drinking gasoline is good for you, doctors and nurses don’t tell their patients to drink gasoline. And even though it’s possible that a bullet shot through the cranium can help remove a cancerous tumor, they don’t start shooting patients in the head.

The overwhelming evidence is that vaccines save lives.

On a related note, after posting the above I created and added Alden’s Obscure Facts no.362 below.

Covid-19 face made by A.L.; feel free to use it if you want to.

Alden’s Obscure Facts no. 362 is under a Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International license.

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Creepy Joe Biden, God’s Man Donald Trump

Joe Biden with books, Donald Trump with the Bible. Public domain images.

FIVE POINTS that PROVE

 JOE BIDEN  is  CREEPY

 DONALD TRUMP  is  GOD’S MAN

 

 

1) Joe Biden was accused of sexual assault by a woman who was later verified to have been lying under oath.  CREEPY!

Donald Trump was accused of paying off more than one woman, including a prostitute, to keep quiet about him having sex with them. He also bragged about kissing women without permission, and about grabbing women by the genitals.  GOD’S MAN!

 

2) Joe Biden in the 1980s made a few exaggerated claims about his early life; he later admitted his past mistakes.  CREEPY!

Donald Trump made almost 500 false or misleading statements in the first 100 days of his presidency alone. He didn’t admit lying or being deceptive on any of them.  GOD’S MAN!

 

3) Joe Biden made a comment that an underage girl sat like a “little lady.”  CREEPY!

Donald Trump was reported by several women and girls to have barged in unannounced while Miss Teen USA beauty pageant contestants, some underage, were undressing. Witnesses said he did not apologize, and his daughter Ivanka Trump said, “Yeah, he does that.”  GOD’S MAN!

 

4) Joe Biden whispered when answering some questions in a news conference.  CREEPY!

Donald Trump has often spoken incoherently in news conferences.  GOD’S MAN!

 

5) Joe Biden often attends Mass. He said while he had doubts of faith when his first wife and daughter were killed, his Christian beliefs are very important to him.  CREEPY!

Donald Trump said he doesn’t remember ever asking God for forgiveness for anything, even though that’s a fundamental tenant and even requirement of the Christian faith. But he’s been photographed several times holding a Bible.  GOD’S MAN!

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Dallas Cowboys and Cleveland Indians

Chief Oghema Niagara Thunderwater (Cleveland Thunder was proposed as the new name for the Cleveland Indians by his great-great-great grandson.)

Which of these American sports teams is your favorite?

1) Cleveland Indians

2) Los Angeles Mexicans

3) Houston Negroes

4) New York White People

Only one of these names is real, but it’s not going to be real much longer. The Cleveland Indians is becoming the Cleveland Guardians after the end of the 2021 season.

The Washington Redskins has already changed its name to the Washington Football Team, so it’s about time for this. It’s long seemed weird (and insulting) to me to name a sports team after a racial/ethnic group. Hopefully the Minnesota Vikings will change their name next (yes, Virginia, Vikings are real).

Once we’re rid of racial/ethnic group team names, maybe we can then move on to other misleading ones. Do the Dallas Cowboys run to the field to herd cows? Do the Houston Astros play in the International Space Station? Do the Texas Rangers still arrest people and fondly miss their former member The Lone Ranger?

And how could the Baltimore Ravens  down the New York Jets–by getting caught in their propeller? No, I don’t think jets have propellers. And where could the Baltimore Ravens and the Indianapolis Colts and the Miami Dolphins play each other–air, land, or sea? And when the Boston Red Sox go for a spin with the Chicago White Sox, why don’t they both become the Pink Sox?

OK, so logical team names ain’t likely. I’ll stick with being happy getting rid of the racist ones.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-indians-guardians-name-change/

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