Preteen Space Force
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In the preteen stage, the individual goes through changes that are shocking to himself or herself, and to everyone else.
All right, so the articles “Preteen” and “Donald Trump declares Space Force” are not connected. Other than they’re both satire, both on Uncyclopedia, and both written by a member or associate of The Loveshade Family.
“Preteen” by Miley Spears (with help) was chosen as the feature article on Uncyclopedia.
“Everybody will look up in the sky and ask is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Space Force!”
“Donald Trump declares Space Force” by Alden Loveshade (with help) was chosen as the lead UnNews story on Uncyclopedia and appears in a slightly different form on the other Uncyclopedia.
Enjoy.
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Donald Trump Mouth and Brain
To me, Donald Trump being president of the United States is not a Republican/Democrat issue. It’s an American issue, and ultimately a world issue. There are so many problems here, but for now I’ll focus on one: sounding like a president.
I’ve listened to every president, Republican and Democrat, from the 23rd on (starting with Benjamin Harrison). They all had one thing in common: all of them sounded like they could be president of the United States. With one exception: Donald Trump.
Admittedly, when Donald Trump is reading a script written by someone else, Trump sounds like a president. But when Trump speaks words that actually come from the mind of Donald, we have what’s in the caption. And more. We have narcissism, paranoia, immorality, lies, and, in this speech, almost incoherent rambling.
Yes, we’ve had elements of all the above in other presidents. But none of them came close to The Donald. Donald Trump, by speech and actions, continually violates the values of the conservative Republicans and Evangelical Christians who supported the man, or veers off into incoherency. I keep hoping that the Republican Party and Evangelical Christians will return to their own values and stop supporting a supreme commander who is supremely unqualified for what is arguably the most important position in the United States of America.
In my opinion, the president of the United States should at least be able to communicate effectively and intelligently without having to use someone else’s words.
In the words of Donald Trump, “And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right?”
Donald Trump’s speech 5 July 2018
Snopes fact checking of the posted image frrom that speech
The presidents speak from the 23rd on
Thanks to Fred Milton Olsen for sharing the image on Facebook which is how I found this.
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For Father’s Day America Steals Children
United States Attorney General Jeff Sessions is using a Bible verse to justify ripping children away from their parents. They’ll hint the parents might not get their children back. The government actually admits they’re using this as a threat.
What kind of country is America anyway? Call or write your representatives!
Jeff Sessions uses Bible to justify taking children
Stephen Colbert on Jeff Sessions and taking away kids
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X-Day is Coming. Are You?
“X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled ‘end of the world’ and has been celebrated on July 5 each year since then. From its inception in 1980, the Church had prophesied that an army of alien invaders (known as the “X-ists” or “Men From Planet X”) would land on the planet Earth and destroy the world of “normals”, “pinks”, and “glorps,” while the members of the Church of the SubGenius would be rescued by the aliens and taken away into space.” — Wikipedia
The X-Day Devival actually begins before July 5. Don’t be late!
X-Day 21 poster as seen at the link above is used to illustrate the event; no threat to copyright is intended.
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SCOTUS Strikes Down Ban on Politics at Polling Places
The United States Supreme Court said Minnesota’s ban on political clothing at polling places was too broad and vague.
SCOTUS Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.said:
“A shirt declaring ‘All Lives Matter,‘ we are told, could be ‘perceived’ as political. How about a shirt bearing the name of the National Rifle Association? Definitely out. That said, a shirt displaying a rainbow flag could be worn ‘unless there was an issue on the ballot’ that ‘related somehow . . . to gay rights.‘ A shirt simply displaying the text of the Second Amendment? Prohibited. But a shirt with the text of the First Amendment? ‘It would be allowed.‘ “
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Babies Can Consent: 16-Year-Olds Can’t
How can babies be old enough to give consent and teenagers aren’t?
In some parts of Australia, 15 year olds aren’t old enough to give consent to another person doing things with their genitals. In other parts, 16 year olds aren’t old enough. In some cases, neither are 17 year olds.
But babies are? A sex expert is recommending parents don’t change their infant’s diapers until the baby gives permission.
Sexuality expert says parents should ask for consent to change a baby’s diaper
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Photo of female teenager by Tyfox is released into the public domain. Photo of newborn is by Dianakcline and is under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
Lowlife Slimeball Salacious Oligarch Kakistocracy
American flag with today’s trending words.
Merriam-Webster (to which I, ahem, made extremely small contributions) has words Trending Now on its website. One of the foremost dictionary producers in English language history, it works not to set trends, but to report them.
In today’s political and social climate, what were the five top recent trending words in the English language?
- lowlife ‘a person of low moral character’
- kakistocracy ‘government by the worst people’
- slimeball ‘a morally repulsive or odious person’
- salacious ‘arousing or appealing to sexual desire’
- oligarch ‘government in which a small group exercises control’
Welcome to today’s America.
Merriam-Webster.com
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Original flag image by Dawn Hudson was released into the public domain; our version here with Merriam-Webster’s Trending Now words we also release.
Chinese Zoo Visitors Kill Kangaroos
Red Kangaroo, photo taken at Western Plains Zoo, Dubbo, Australia (photo by Rileypie).
If you had any doubt that zoos in China are often terrible, you should have no doubt now.
Visitors wanted some kangaroos to hop for their entertainment. When they didn’t, the visitors threw rocks at them. One helpless kangaroo was injured, another died.
Should we stone an animal to death because it won’t dance?
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Donald Trump is The Best at Everything
How many times have you heard Donald Trump brag about how terrific he is? Here’s more.
Donald Trump Can’t Stop Congratulating Himself
Trump, quite simply, is the best at everything. Believe him.
Posted by The Trumpster Fire by HuffPost on Wednesday, February 28, 2018
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School Says Girls Can’t Say No
Girls were not allowed to choose who they danced with at a school dance. (This photo is a substitute for the original which was removed by the publisher; this photo does not depict the school; see details below).
A Utah girl told her mother she couldn’t refuse if a boy asked her to dance at a Valentine’s Day event at her school. The mother complained to her Kanesville Elementary school principal because telling a sixth grade girl she couldn’t say no to a boy is a terrible message. The principal said that’s the policy, and the preteen girl had to do what the boys wanted.
It applies to both boys and girls. What happens if they say no, will they be punished? None of the preteens can say no. Is this 2018 or 1958?
Schools decision to refuse girls right to say no if boys ask them to dance, challenged by pupil’s parent
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